“I am going to kill you slowly.”
“I am so into you right now…”
“I know what this looks like…”
“I wasn’t feeling particularly murderous but you have suddenly changed my mood.”
“No. No, no, no, no…”
“Please don’t kill _______.”
“Please don’t kill me.”
“Red would be a fabulous color for you.”
“That’s creepy.”
“Who did you kill?”
"Who do I have to kill to get a drink in this place?”
“You cheated on me with who?”
"You didn’t eat it, did you?”
“You have to make a decision.”
“You’re lucky, I’m in a generous mood today.”
“You’re right, it was a bad idea.”
“Could someone hand me a heavy, blunt object?”
“I’ve got a gun. It’s loaded. Any questions?”
“I… I think I killed someone.”
“Isn’t this how everyone in every horror movie has ever died?”
“So, we’re not going out to dinner?”
“So, what is this?”
“Something terrible happened here.”
“Stay here. We’ll order out, watch a movie, open a bottle of wine…”
“Trust me, I’m a doctor.”